Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Blast from the Past...

So im kickin it in class and I get a text from one of my ex co-workers askin me how I been, we used to kick it a lot when I worked at my last job and she was pretty cool. Now shes dark skinned, 5’10, nice and thick in all the right places, pretty tits and juicy thighs and a solid booty, I mean her shit was ripe like a pumpkin in October. We were always takin our breaks together and few times we would even hang out after work but only on a friendship level, nothing sexual because I try not to have any encounters with women in the workplace, but since I don’t work there anymore, everything was fair game.
After a few days of catching up with phone calls and text messages we set up a time for us to go out and have dinner n just kick it like we used to. We met up at the Cheesecake Factory in Aventura, had a bomb ass dinner(the chicken parm left my tummy feelin rite) and we knocked back a few drinks while talkin bout the good ole days at work. Then the conversation switches to me and her, after a lil more talkin and laughing, I brought her back to my place.
Watching shortie take off her clothes was some of the sexiest shit that Ive seen in a long ass time, and she took her time too n made sure she didn’t rush things. Shes down to her bra and panties and shes on top of me giving me a backrub, kissin all over me and my tattoos, she then proceeds to lick up and down almost my entire body and that shit was driving me crazy but she loved the fact that she was teasing me. Finally her lips make it to my dick and ohhhh mann, the wait was definitely worth it. Shortie had sum real juicy lips and a perfect tonue to match, she pulled her hair back and with no hands began to enjoy every inch of me in her mouth. She grabs a breath mint, puts it in her mouth and that’s when my toes began to curl, yea u heard me, my toes curled up just like shrimp do when u fry em. She then reaches for the condom, slide it on and then she slowly sat on it and made sure I was all the way up in her. Once I got inside I could’ve melted, pussy felt soo good and she was wet at fuck, a perfect combination. I was grabbing her legs and spreading them into every possible position that I could think of and she was loving every bit of it. I get on top and make her spread her legs while I slide into her again, as soon as im in, shes moanin so sexy and telling me that im in her stomach. JACKPOT! At this point now im not even caring about my nut, im trying to make this chick cum at least 20 times from my deep strokes. Shes callin me daddy and boosting my ego up like a muthafukka and I love dat shit. I flip her over into the doggy style position, get a good grip on her hair and pull on it with every stroke that I break her off with, at this point shortie is gushing and cumin all over me, but I didn’t care, I was gonna fuck this chick untill she needed a weelchair to leave my crib, after about 30 more positions I finally snatch off the condom and bust all over her breasts and watches as she rubs that shit all over em and plays with em. In the midst of watching her do that I get on hard again and shortie delivers another premium head service. We shower together, talk a lil while after and then she leaves. While changing my sheets I began to think how great the pussy was and I neva had a girl put it down like that I long time, kinda made me wanna make her wifey, but nah I cant wife a chick up based off good brain n pussy, but I aint gonna lie I do think that shortie kinda got me sprung.LOL.
She texts me on the way home n tells me that she really had a good time and she cant wait wait till the next time we can do that and she tells me that if I act right she might bring her home girl with her too. Well shortie u aint got nuffin to worry about cuz this nigga is gonna be on his best behavior.
And just like that,, she got promoted to my Starting Lineup.


Ladies, have u ever rewarded a dude who broke u off with sum proper dick by bringin him another female to join in??

Friday, May 29, 2009

i wish you away....forever

A few weeks ago I met a young lady at Club Prive, I was with they fellaz kickin it in the VIP section and getting my chill on, my boy got approached by her homegirl and then she stepped to me(caramel skinned, 5‘5, thick in all da rite places and had ass for days). So we kick it for a bit, sip on a few drinks n had a lil convo and since the convo went well we then ended up exchanging numbers. Later on in the week we linked up and she wanted to chill, so we went to the movies and this is where her true side began to come out. Once we got to the movies, I saw my home girl from skool and I havent seen her in a whille so I gave her a hug and said wassup, but the chick I was with aint like dat shit one bit, she made that loud ass noise when u clear your throat on purpose to get somebody attention , I laughed and asked “was that necessary?” she replied “duhh, I don’t want my man all over these groupies”..HOLD DA FUCK UP….what did u say? Your man? We just met, I don’t even know ur last name, and that’s when it clicked in my head : Time to Abort Mission. LoL
She began showing all the symptons of being a psycho, after I stopped callin her, out of nowhere she began offering me the pussy, just basically throwin it in my face, now what ive learned is that any woman who throws the pussy to you like that is bad news, it never feels rite when its too easy to get , id rather chase after it (its just more fun that way, LoL). Then another thing that creeped me out was that this girl left me 17 consecutive myspace comments on my page…17!!!! Thank God I have to approve my comments, cuz that was just too much, she kept calling ang texting but by then I had already added her to the do not call list, but I knew it was her.
Now I gotta give this chick props cuz she wasn’t takin no for an answer, we both went to miami dade and we frequently crossed paths so I was very careful in planning what routes to take when I went from 1 class to the next, every time I moved around that campus my eyes were on high alert, and there was no way in hell she could get within 50 feet of me without my spidey-sense goin off. After a good 2 weeks of careful evasions I can finally relax because the semester is over…boy I couldn’t be more wrong.
So im in Dolphin Mall pickin up sum new clothes, and im inside the Polo store and guess who walks in…yep…its HER and her home girl…so I thought nothing of it and continued shopping, but out of the corner of my eyes I was checkin her to see if she noticed me, oh yea she knew, but she kept her distance, but not for long. I step to the register to pay for my stuff and she just appeared out of thin air, one of the most scariest things that ever happened to me, and shes like “damn boo, where u been at? Why u hidin from me?” so I reply “ I wasn’t hiding, since finals was coming up I was just more focused on the books and passing my classes” at this point im willing to say anything just so I can get the fuck outta there. So she gives me her number and she tells me to call her, mind u, I already had the number, I just stored it under “do not call” but this chick was smart, she called me while I was in front of her, I guess she wanted to make sure that my number was still da same, so I told her I got it and ima call her a lil later.
That night me and the fellaz hit up CafĂ© Iguanas and if you ever been there then you know that theres only 1 way in and 1 way out. We get in find a lil spot to kick it at with our bottles and we started to enjoy the night, then all of a sudden the home girl shows up and shes kickin it with my homeboy…now my spidey-sense is goin crazy and I know the psycho stalker has to be near by, so I asked her friend “u here by yourself” she replied “nah, my girl here with me too, shes at the bar getting sumthin to drink”…awwww fuck! My mind began racing to figure out a quick exit strategy, ok I got it! I dipped into the bathroom and I sent my boy a text telling him to make sure that when the stalker comes to make sure a back is turned to the bathroom entrance, within a few minutes he sent me a tex back telling me shes got her back turned (it felt like I was on the football field and he was coaching the whole play.LOL) I slid out the bathroom, zoomed by the table and left the club. Now on my way home im pissed, I wasn’t even in the club for an hour and I spent a lil over $150 and I couldn’t even enjoy myself all cuz of the fact that this chick wont leave me alone, aint this a bitch! And to make matters even worse as im goin home she sends me a text “hey boo where u at?” SMFH.
Eventually I got my boy to make up a story that I got locked up and im doin a few years and she fell for it, silly rabbit, LoL. But im glad sure that I didn’t give her the dick, cuz she would’ve damn sure been a fatal attraction.


Fellaz have u ever had to duck from a chick who kept stalkng you?
Ladies, have any of you stalked a dude before? And tried to make sumthin out of nuffin?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

un-be-weave-able

This past Memorial Day Weekend was ok, not too crazy like recent years but this year was sumthing interesting. I have never in my life seen so many different types of weave in one place. Weave of all sorts of colors and designs, don’t get me wrong I know weave is a popular fashion to the bald headed and non bald headed girls, but damn I think we need a weave police of some sort to control this situation. I mean seriously, if you are black as hell and ur skin color is near the same shade as a hersheys bar then why on earth would you have blue and pink weave in your hair?!?! Shit just doesn’t make any damn sense, and then while im at the bar in Wet Willies, this chicks weave is poking me in my neck, a few more jabs and she probable would’ve split one of the veins in my neck. Then this other chick I seen in the club had her entire head lookin like a pineapple(im not exaggerating), she had all the colors and everything, she actually looked like she had a pineapple sittin on her head, that shit is not cute. I miss the good ol days when weave used to look so real you couldn’t tell it was fake unless ur in bed with a chick ans she says “don’t pull on my hair cuz I don’t want my tracks to come loose”LoL. This one chick had me dying, while me and the boys was walkin on Ocean and she had got sand in her hair and she kept smackin the back of her head to get the sand out, she looked like a complete retard with sand droppin out everywhere, and whats even more hilarious is that we saw the same chick I the club and SHE WAS STILL TRYING TO GET THE REST OF THE SAND OUT!!! I bet by the time she got back to whatever place she calls home her head must of felt like a damn noodle. And any girl who walks out the house with her hair lookin like Tucan Sam (Fruit Loops) truly doesn’t have any friends.


Ladies please do us a favor, yes we wat yall to look good but damn, keep it in moderation, cuz 1 day your sharp ass hair-dos is gonna take somebodys eye out …


So fellaz do u prefer a girl with weave or without?

And Ladies, why do yall even put all that mess into your hair?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Empire & Drake - The Drought is Over - Friends With Money


Tracklist:
1.Drake Speaks
2.Good Night, Good Luck
3.Uptown (Original )
4.Drake Speaks
5.She Just Wanna Dance
6.Overdose On Life
7.I Want Dis 4 Eva
8.Friends With Money
9.President Freestyle
10.Get Like Me
11.Still Drake
12.What Im Thinking Right Now
13.Girl Let Me
14.Every Girl
15.Closer To My Dreams (Original)
16.Successful
17.Smile
18.Can't Hide From Love Freestyle
19.Cannon Ball
20.Best I Ever Had
21.Take You Down Freestyle
22.Enjoy Yourself
23.November 14th (Chuck Inglish Remix )
24.Im Goin In

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Coming out the Closet....

So theres this cool chick in my class that im diggin, shortie is sexy as hell, red-bone, thick in all the right places, short, long hair, pretty eyes and she meets all of my requirements. Earlier in the semester we exchanged numbers just to update each other on the work in class in case 1 of us missed the previous class. Now the other day me and my boys are kickin it playin NBA Live 09 and out of the blue shortie hits me up, so were on the phone talking and shes crying on the other end because her and her boyfriend got into an argument and shes saying how much of an asshole he is. So I put on my Good Guy Attitude and telling her to cheer up and just basically comforting her, now that I got her in good spirits I manage to get her to start smiling and even cracking a few jokes. After a lil while of talking we hang up and I go back to playing the game with the boys, all of a sudden I get a text from her saying “Make sum time for me 2morrow”, I smiled and thought nothing of it.

Next day, im in class and I notice shortie isn’t in here, I figured I was gonna be bored since she was the only person I really talked to in that class, so I decided to finally pay attention. About 15 minutes before class ends shortie sends me a text askin if I was in class, I replied “yea, I was gonna make sum time for you today but u left me hanging” she responde with “LOL, call me when u leave class”. Class ends and I make the call as im walking to my next class, she tells me to forget my next class and come over her crib, so I bang it from school and head to shorties crib. I get to the crib and she has on a wife beater and sum daisy duke shorts on. So we post up outside on her porch and were just talking about class and other shit and then shortie invites me inside, now im not trying to start no drama or have any problems with anybodys boyfriend, but shortie assures me its safe and that her parents are at work and they wont be home untill sundown and her boyfriend is down in the Keys working, since it all sounded about right, I head into the crib.

After a lil more talkin shortie hops on my lap and shes telling me how much she wishes that I was her boyfriend and how much of a good person I am and then next thing u know we both are making out on the couch . Now mind u, I didn’t go over there with the intensions to fuck but I am damn sure happy that I skipped that next class. So were on the couch and she takes her top off and shows me her beautiful breasts, she asks “you wish these were yours don’t you?” and I shook my head up and down nodding to her “yes!”. We proceed to her bedroom, and the 1st thing she does is toss the picture of her and her boyfriend to the side, lays me down on the bed and gives me the most amazing blowjob that ive ever had…this year. LOL, so after that I reached in my pocket, slide on my magnum and I went to work. This girls ass is sooo huge, it had to be the size of 2 healthy thanksgiving turkeys, perfectly round and had a nice jiggle to hit whenever I was serving her them backshots. A good 2 hours pass by and im drained, I think I gave that girl everything that I had and she gladly took it all. She tells me to join her in the shower, and who am I to say no. Now were In the shower, we start kissing again and the water is fallin down on top of us, this shit felt like were were in a movie, LoL. Then all of a sudden….I hear “Baby im home, where u at?”….

Knock! Knock! Knock! ….”Girl open the door I know u in there!”

Awwww shit! Her boyfriend is here! WTF? “I thought u said that nigga was at work in the Keys, that’s about a good 100 miles from where were at!” So were rushing out the bathroom and this nigga is still knockin. FUCK! So much shit starts rushing thru my head and I damn sure and gonna let sum nigga try to fight me, especially while im naked. Good thing I brought my clothes into the bathroom with me, I quickly get dressed and the first place I could think of was to hide in the closet, just till my opportunity arrived for me to make my grand escape. So im in the closet , I turn my sidekick on silent, and im waiting, peeking thru the lil crack in the closet door and observing how she handles the situation. Shes acting normal kissing him and talking and askin about his day n shit, then I was thinking damn am I the only nigga that shes cheated on this dude with or was I the only nigga this week? Shortie was a pro, she lied straight to his face and he bought all that shit, she told him she stayed home to catch up on her homework and how she was thinking bout him all day. Now don’t get me wrong, I could give 2 fucks about this dude but after watching him put his tongue in her mouth, right after my dick was just in there, I kinda felt sorry for dude. But FUCK DAT, im tryin to figure out how im gonna get out of this damn closet, I start texting everybody that I know that’s in the area, no luck, either everybodys busy or theyre tied up into sum other shit, fuck it, I guess that means that im on my own. Now shortie and her boyfriend go outside in the front yard, and she starts to text me, saying that she doesn’t know what to do and that hes not leaving no time soon, so im like have that nigga take u to the mall, the corner store, gas station, sumwhere, anywhere but here, all I needed was 3 minutes to leave the area and I would have been good. But for sum reason her brain is on airhead mode and she cant think of shit, than I got a brilliant idea, I sent her a text saying..”come back in the house , sit his ass on the couch and just start giving him head so I can dip out the window while hes occupied” she replies, “I cant do that, I never suck his dick and if I do it out of nowhere hes gonna think something is up” I swear I wanted to scream at this bitch. At this point I thought I was fucked, by listening to the sound of his voice im assuming hes about 6 foot, maybe 200lbs with a mouth full of golds and sum tattoos, and that he was gonna beat the shit out of me in this closet. But im not giving up yet and my brain is still trying to work this out.

Somehow they end up back into the room and on the bed, he lays her down and then tells her hes gonna give her a massage, perfect fukkin timing, nw im never gonna get out this shit. So I sent a text to my best friend who happens to be a female, I tell her everything that’s going on and shes laffing on the other end, she says that’s what I get for messing with another mans girl, I don’t have time to be judged on my actions right now and I need an exit strategy asap! She tells me to give her shorties number and shes gonna figure sumthin out. Now im waiting, this nigga is getting his rub on, my back is cramping and it seems like everybody forgot im still in this fucking closet! Shorties phone rings and she picks up, its my best friend on the line with her and shes telling my best friend that she doesn’t know what to do, now shortie gets up and takes the call outside and her boyfriend goes after her, now this is my perfect opportunity to escape, theres a window right in front of me, I could jump out, wait on the side of the house till they comeback in the room and I could leave, ok im gonna do it, 3.…2...1.…GO! I break out the closet and rush to the window, only to notice that there are bars on the window and theyre screwed from the outside, which was ironic because I felt like I was getting screwed from the inside. FUCK! FUCK! FUCKKKK! I dip back into the closet, shortie and her man are back in the room and im back to level 1, now mind you I got to shorties house around 10, we fucked untill about 12, and ive been in the closet since 12:30pm, and its now 4:30pm, her lil sister is gonna be home from school soon and the parents are all on their way home to time is against me and I need to do something fast. I check my sidekick, and its dead, so im really on my own now. Next he says to her, “Baby, u still got the rest of the lotion in your closet right?”…my eyes light up like 4th of July and now my heart is racing, he steps closer to the closet and I clench my fist getting ready to deliver the 1st blow, im waiting, hes getting closer and shes holding her hand over her mouth, im starting to pray a lil harder every step he takes closer to me, he opens the door and I rush out, im getting ready to throw hands and I look to my amazement….this lil nigga is shorter than me and skinner than me, I couldn’t help but to let out a lil laugh as a huge sigh of relief. He starts screaming at her askin who the fuck am I and I didn’t respond, I look at her and then I look at him and I say, “im outta here”, dude tells me I aint goin nowhere and I pay him no mind, I proceed out the front door, dip thru the lil preschool across the streeet and make my way towards the metro rail. I could still hear shortie and dude arguing. I stop at the gas station and pick me up a dutch and roll my blunt as I think of the events that just took place today and all I could say was WOW, im thinking this whole time that I might have to go up against Goliath and this whole time it was just David and his lil stones. LOL.

But on a serious note, I was just amazed how shortie played everything like it was all cool, and still kissed dude right after me and her just got done with our lil affair, I wonder do all women do this? Has this ever happened to me? And how could u even live with yourself after you do something like this? Now I know some of you will say that I was in the wrong too, but like I said earlier I didn’t go over there with these intentions…but ohh well, im gonna sip on this Hennessey and red bull real slow and enjoy my blunt because today was a very unique experience of me coming out the closet. LOL


Moral of the Story…..Stay in School ;)