She knows what she wants and she’s not shy about letting me know, which was one of the things that I liked about her. We also vibed pretty well, but her other priorities, combined with my lifestyle, eventually led to our demise. She worked hard and often…..and thankfully, she brought that same work ethic to the bedroom.
Starbucks stood around 5′7, nice carmel skin (minus the ugly tats), beautiful breast, nice ass, and average in the face. We hooked up on more than a few occasions, but we eventually lost contact. During that time, I ended up trying to get at her girl, who oddly had more sex appeal, but wasn’t as cute. I ended up loosing the motivation to go after her after I found out she smoked weed and drank all the time….I must say some of it was her initially being busy everytime I called.
By now, I had pretty much forgotten about both of them, so I was surprised to hear from Starbucks again. Come to find out, her girl never told her I was trying to get on, so everything was still cool. She told me she wanted to hook up, so we put everything in motion.
When I got over her house, she did not waste time with trivial questions. She came to the door in house shoes and some type of bustier with her hair already wrapped up. She offered me a glass of water and we went into her room.
Red Light. This chick was playing Pretty Ricky. I can’t listen to them and possibly get an erection. She seriously didn’t want to turn it off either. “You’re worried about them when I’m laying here,” she said. I stood up and gave her a look that let her know I was not playing. I think she wanted to say “nigga whatever,” but she switched the cd some some old school r&b mix. She laid back on the bed with her legs open, like she was about to give birth, lol. I think that was the hint for me to eat her out, which I really didn’t have a problem with, but she was growing a small forest down there.
You know the worst thing about eating p*ssy? GETTING PUBIC HAIR IN YOUR MOUTH. That’s just with regular everyday cat (shouts out to the ladies who keep a clean shave down there), but this girl had a 70’s style joint going on. I would have choked on hair before I even got to her clit. Watching her rub her clit kinda looked like somebody trying to find a flea on a hairy dog.
Either way, she was still wet (you could see her hairs start to shine) and she was creaming down her thigh. I didn’t tell her I wasn’t going to eat it, I just……didn’t. I didn’t even go for any head, just to make sure I didn’t give her any more reason to think I was going to lick her. She grabbed a condom out of her purse and continued to play with my d*ck until it was to hard to bend. She rolled the condom down (which not to toot my own horn here, but was too small), so I ended up having to toss that one across the room and put on a mag.
Time to get it in...
No kissing, no pampering, she was WET…and ready. She bent over and started to grab her sheets. I slid in and she just let out a huge sigh, which turned me on. I felt like I was just what she needed. She was stroking my ego, which in turn, made me stroke her better. I didn’t want to murder it off rip, so I took my time with the strokes, swaying my pelvis to completely work her canal. Unlike a lot of girls, her arch game is perfect, which optimizes the pleasure. At this point, she was winning.
I was holding on for dear life trying not to cum. With every stroke, I came closer to loosing it. So I did what any man would do when he’s trying to please a woman, I stopped and backed out. RED LIGHT. Shortie was MAD. I mean, she gave me the look of death, “why the fuck did you stop?” she asked. “Ummm, because I was about to cum,” I replied. “Well you should have came then.” Alrighty then. This made me think about when Freckles told me that feeling me cum actually turns her on more. I guess she can feel my d*ck jumping as the sperm runs through it. Ah well, armed with these instructions, I get back to work.
This time, I let her ride it, and this is the only position that she’s cum in with me (which only happened twice out of the dozen or so times we had sex anyway). In her words, her clit gets to rub up against me, all the while keeping me inside of her. Whatever works for her, works for me. She did her thing for a good 2 minutes and 8 seconds before I just couldn’t take it. She didn’t cum, but she still sat there smiling.
“I gotta get ready to work.” Damn, I felt so used. I usually don’t care about this type of stuff, but then again, I haven’t had too many women pull that. They usually wanna chill afterwards and I’m the one leaving.
Ladies, have you ever called a dude over, had sex with him, then put him out? Was it because he was wack or because you already got what you wanted??
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Liar..Liar
(ok, I know I havent been on in a while, ive just been goin thru sum personal stuff and I had 2 take care of that, but don’t worry ill blog about it later….oh yea n R.I.P Michael Jackson)…
One of my pet peeves about women are liars,, I hate liars with a fukkn passion. Lying is so unnecessary, I feel like ima cool down to earth individual and most people that met me also agree. I never judge the next person because even I know that im not perfect, but theres sumthing about liars that make my skin crawl.
Not too long ago I was at aventura mall filling out apps and lookin for a new job and I came across a pretty young think with a nice smile, we talked for a lil bit and exchanged numbers, now she stays about a good 20 minutes away , and whenever she wanted me to slide thru I was either too fukked up with my homies to drive or I wasn’t in the area. But this 1 particular day she was extra determined to get me over to her crib. So I ask the usual probing questions just to make sure im not making a blank trip. Shes answering all the questions correctly and shes even throwin me sum convincing pics. Ok. Im convinced. Time to head over there.
Now from the moment I got there I shoulda just left, but since I was thinking with the wrong head I was focused on 1 goal. Now when I get to the door her home girl answers the door and tells me that shes in the room waiting for me, now on my way to the room I took a quick peek at the room across the hall and I see sum dude rollin up a blunt, now I could care less I aint gonna woory bout the next dude getting his cuz obviously me n him were gunnin got the same goal. Lol.
Ok now me n shorty are in the room and were talkin for a bit and then next thing u know, DEAD SILENCE! I mean me n her are just sittin there n not sayin shit 2 each other, shes channel surfing and watching Charm School and im like wtf?!?! So I take a different approach and I start rubbing on her and kissing her body, now shes starting to quiver n moan, ok now were getting somewhere. So she lays me down, starts kissing on my chest and shes goin down my stomach(at this point im rock solid and ready to go) she unzips my pants and her eyes get a lil big when she shes what shes about to get into, I love it when chicks gasp when they see what im workin with, so she grabs my dick put it in her mouth for about 15 seconds and then all of a sudden, she just stops! Slams on the breaks and everything! So im like what happened? I showered and was well groomed down there so I know it wasn’t me cuz im all about good hygiene , and she tells me “I cant do this, I told myself that im not gonna do this anymore”…what the fuck!! So after I come over and u have my dick in your mouth, all of a sudden u wanna have a life changing mnoment?? Get da fuck outta here, I made 1 final attempt and realized it was pointless, so I get up , get dressed and head to the car, she follows me out and tells me how sorry she is, at this point I didn’t even care I just wanted to leave n go to the nearest corner store so I can get a dutch and spark up, so as im bout to pull out her drive way she says , “fuck it, come back inside so we can finish”…I shook my head, laughed n drove away, leaving her standin right where she was. Look im not no high skool kid and I don’t have time for games n shit, I know most of you are saying that I shoulda went back, but fuck that, she shoulda did that in the room, and she mde me come all the way out here for sum foolishness, I shoulda told the dude I saw in the other bedroom to tag me in when he was done. Lol. At least the home girl wasn’t into playin games, I could hear the dude tearin the pussy up while we was watchin charm school. Then while im rollin up my blunt in pure dissappointment, shorty has da nerve to text me and ask if I was mad at her, I just chuckled and kept on smoking,, she kept texting for a few days and I never wrote back..I think she gets the point now…
See, its shit like this that makes me realize I need a wifey instead of a shone,,..smfh
Ladies, have u ever had a sudden change of heart after u invite a dude over for sum R&R?
Fellas, would u have gone back inside or return any of the texts?
One of my pet peeves about women are liars,, I hate liars with a fukkn passion. Lying is so unnecessary, I feel like ima cool down to earth individual and most people that met me also agree. I never judge the next person because even I know that im not perfect, but theres sumthing about liars that make my skin crawl.
Not too long ago I was at aventura mall filling out apps and lookin for a new job and I came across a pretty young think with a nice smile, we talked for a lil bit and exchanged numbers, now she stays about a good 20 minutes away , and whenever she wanted me to slide thru I was either too fukked up with my homies to drive or I wasn’t in the area. But this 1 particular day she was extra determined to get me over to her crib. So I ask the usual probing questions just to make sure im not making a blank trip. Shes answering all the questions correctly and shes even throwin me sum convincing pics. Ok. Im convinced. Time to head over there.
Now from the moment I got there I shoulda just left, but since I was thinking with the wrong head I was focused on 1 goal. Now when I get to the door her home girl answers the door and tells me that shes in the room waiting for me, now on my way to the room I took a quick peek at the room across the hall and I see sum dude rollin up a blunt, now I could care less I aint gonna woory bout the next dude getting his cuz obviously me n him were gunnin got the same goal. Lol.
Ok now me n shorty are in the room and were talkin for a bit and then next thing u know, DEAD SILENCE! I mean me n her are just sittin there n not sayin shit 2 each other, shes channel surfing and watching Charm School and im like wtf?!?! So I take a different approach and I start rubbing on her and kissing her body, now shes starting to quiver n moan, ok now were getting somewhere. So she lays me down, starts kissing on my chest and shes goin down my stomach(at this point im rock solid and ready to go) she unzips my pants and her eyes get a lil big when she shes what shes about to get into, I love it when chicks gasp when they see what im workin with, so she grabs my dick put it in her mouth for about 15 seconds and then all of a sudden, she just stops! Slams on the breaks and everything! So im like what happened? I showered and was well groomed down there so I know it wasn’t me cuz im all about good hygiene , and she tells me “I cant do this, I told myself that im not gonna do this anymore”…what the fuck!! So after I come over and u have my dick in your mouth, all of a sudden u wanna have a life changing mnoment?? Get da fuck outta here, I made 1 final attempt and realized it was pointless, so I get up , get dressed and head to the car, she follows me out and tells me how sorry she is, at this point I didn’t even care I just wanted to leave n go to the nearest corner store so I can get a dutch and spark up, so as im bout to pull out her drive way she says , “fuck it, come back inside so we can finish”…I shook my head, laughed n drove away, leaving her standin right where she was. Look im not no high skool kid and I don’t have time for games n shit, I know most of you are saying that I shoulda went back, but fuck that, she shoulda did that in the room, and she mde me come all the way out here for sum foolishness, I shoulda told the dude I saw in the other bedroom to tag me in when he was done. Lol. At least the home girl wasn’t into playin games, I could hear the dude tearin the pussy up while we was watchin charm school. Then while im rollin up my blunt in pure dissappointment, shorty has da nerve to text me and ask if I was mad at her, I just chuckled and kept on smoking,, she kept texting for a few days and I never wrote back..I think she gets the point now…
See, its shit like this that makes me realize I need a wifey instead of a shone,,..smfh
Ladies, have u ever had a sudden change of heart after u invite a dude over for sum R&R?
Fellas, would u have gone back inside or return any of the texts?
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Blast from the Past...
So im kickin it in class and I get a text from one of my ex co-workers askin me how I been, we used to kick it a lot when I worked at my last job and she was pretty cool. Now shes dark skinned, 5’10, nice and thick in all the right places, pretty tits and juicy thighs and a solid booty, I mean her shit was ripe like a pumpkin in October. We were always takin our breaks together and few times we would even hang out after work but only on a friendship level, nothing sexual because I try not to have any encounters with women in the workplace, but since I don’t work there anymore, everything was fair game.
After a few days of catching up with phone calls and text messages we set up a time for us to go out and have dinner n just kick it like we used to. We met up at the Cheesecake Factory in Aventura, had a bomb ass dinner(the chicken parm left my tummy feelin rite) and we knocked back a few drinks while talkin bout the good ole days at work. Then the conversation switches to me and her, after a lil more talkin and laughing, I brought her back to my place.
Watching shortie take off her clothes was some of the sexiest shit that Ive seen in a long ass time, and she took her time too n made sure she didn’t rush things. Shes down to her bra and panties and shes on top of me giving me a backrub, kissin all over me and my tattoos, she then proceeds to lick up and down almost my entire body and that shit was driving me crazy but she loved the fact that she was teasing me. Finally her lips make it to my dick and ohhhh mann, the wait was definitely worth it. Shortie had sum real juicy lips and a perfect tonue to match, she pulled her hair back and with no hands began to enjoy every inch of me in her mouth. She grabs a breath mint, puts it in her mouth and that’s when my toes began to curl, yea u heard me, my toes curled up just like shrimp do when u fry em. She then reaches for the condom, slide it on and then she slowly sat on it and made sure I was all the way up in her. Once I got inside I could’ve melted, pussy felt soo good and she was wet at fuck, a perfect combination. I was grabbing her legs and spreading them into every possible position that I could think of and she was loving every bit of it. I get on top and make her spread her legs while I slide into her again, as soon as im in, shes moanin so sexy and telling me that im in her stomach. JACKPOT! At this point now im not even caring about my nut, im trying to make this chick cum at least 20 times from my deep strokes. Shes callin me daddy and boosting my ego up like a muthafukka and I love dat shit. I flip her over into the doggy style position, get a good grip on her hair and pull on it with every stroke that I break her off with, at this point shortie is gushing and cumin all over me, but I didn’t care, I was gonna fuck this chick untill she needed a weelchair to leave my crib, after about 30 more positions I finally snatch off the condom and bust all over her breasts and watches as she rubs that shit all over em and plays with em. In the midst of watching her do that I get on hard again and shortie delivers another premium head service. We shower together, talk a lil while after and then she leaves. While changing my sheets I began to think how great the pussy was and I neva had a girl put it down like that I long time, kinda made me wanna make her wifey, but nah I cant wife a chick up based off good brain n pussy, but I aint gonna lie I do think that shortie kinda got me sprung.LOL.
She texts me on the way home n tells me that she really had a good time and she cant wait wait till the next time we can do that and she tells me that if I act right she might bring her home girl with her too. Well shortie u aint got nuffin to worry about cuz this nigga is gonna be on his best behavior.
And just like that,, she got promoted to my Starting Lineup.
Ladies, have u ever rewarded a dude who broke u off with sum proper dick by bringin him another female to join in??
After a few days of catching up with phone calls and text messages we set up a time for us to go out and have dinner n just kick it like we used to. We met up at the Cheesecake Factory in Aventura, had a bomb ass dinner(the chicken parm left my tummy feelin rite) and we knocked back a few drinks while talkin bout the good ole days at work. Then the conversation switches to me and her, after a lil more talkin and laughing, I brought her back to my place.
Watching shortie take off her clothes was some of the sexiest shit that Ive seen in a long ass time, and she took her time too n made sure she didn’t rush things. Shes down to her bra and panties and shes on top of me giving me a backrub, kissin all over me and my tattoos, she then proceeds to lick up and down almost my entire body and that shit was driving me crazy but she loved the fact that she was teasing me. Finally her lips make it to my dick and ohhhh mann, the wait was definitely worth it. Shortie had sum real juicy lips and a perfect tonue to match, she pulled her hair back and with no hands began to enjoy every inch of me in her mouth. She grabs a breath mint, puts it in her mouth and that’s when my toes began to curl, yea u heard me, my toes curled up just like shrimp do when u fry em. She then reaches for the condom, slide it on and then she slowly sat on it and made sure I was all the way up in her. Once I got inside I could’ve melted, pussy felt soo good and she was wet at fuck, a perfect combination. I was grabbing her legs and spreading them into every possible position that I could think of and she was loving every bit of it. I get on top and make her spread her legs while I slide into her again, as soon as im in, shes moanin so sexy and telling me that im in her stomach. JACKPOT! At this point now im not even caring about my nut, im trying to make this chick cum at least 20 times from my deep strokes. Shes callin me daddy and boosting my ego up like a muthafukka and I love dat shit. I flip her over into the doggy style position, get a good grip on her hair and pull on it with every stroke that I break her off with, at this point shortie is gushing and cumin all over me, but I didn’t care, I was gonna fuck this chick untill she needed a weelchair to leave my crib, after about 30 more positions I finally snatch off the condom and bust all over her breasts and watches as she rubs that shit all over em and plays with em. In the midst of watching her do that I get on hard again and shortie delivers another premium head service. We shower together, talk a lil while after and then she leaves. While changing my sheets I began to think how great the pussy was and I neva had a girl put it down like that I long time, kinda made me wanna make her wifey, but nah I cant wife a chick up based off good brain n pussy, but I aint gonna lie I do think that shortie kinda got me sprung.LOL.
She texts me on the way home n tells me that she really had a good time and she cant wait wait till the next time we can do that and she tells me that if I act right she might bring her home girl with her too. Well shortie u aint got nuffin to worry about cuz this nigga is gonna be on his best behavior.
And just like that,, she got promoted to my Starting Lineup.
Ladies, have u ever rewarded a dude who broke u off with sum proper dick by bringin him another female to join in??
Friday, May 22, 2009
Coming out the Closet....
So theres this cool chick in my class that im diggin, shortie is sexy as hell, red-bone, thick in all the right places, short, long hair, pretty eyes and she meets all of my requirements. Earlier in the semester we exchanged numbers just to update each other on the work in class in case 1 of us missed the previous class. Now the other day me and my boys are kickin it playin NBA Live 09 and out of the blue shortie hits me up, so were on the phone talking and shes crying on the other end because her and her boyfriend got into an argument and shes saying how much of an asshole he is. So I put on my Good Guy Attitude and telling her to cheer up and just basically comforting her, now that I got her in good spirits I manage to get her to start smiling and even cracking a few jokes. After a lil while of talking we hang up and I go back to playing the game with the boys, all of a sudden I get a text from her saying “Make sum time for me 2morrow”, I smiled and thought nothing of it.
Next day, im in class and I notice shortie isn’t in here, I figured I was gonna be bored since she was the only person I really talked to in that class, so I decided to finally pay attention. About 15 minutes before class ends shortie sends me a text askin if I was in class, I replied “yea, I was gonna make sum time for you today but u left me hanging” she responde with “LOL, call me when u leave class”. Class ends and I make the call as im walking to my next class, she tells me to forget my next class and come over her crib, so I bang it from school and head to shorties crib. I get to the crib and she has on a wife beater and sum daisy duke shorts on. So we post up outside on her porch and were just talking about class and other shit and then shortie invites me inside, now im not trying to start no drama or have any problems with anybodys boyfriend, but shortie assures me its safe and that her parents are at work and they wont be home untill sundown and her boyfriend is down in the Keys working, since it all sounded about right, I head into the crib.
After a lil more talkin shortie hops on my lap and shes telling me how much she wishes that I was her boyfriend and how much of a good person I am and then next thing u know we both are making out on the couch . Now mind u, I didn’t go over there with the intensions to fuck but I am damn sure happy that I skipped that next class. So were on the couch and she takes her top off and shows me her beautiful breasts, she asks “you wish these were yours don’t you?” and I shook my head up and down nodding to her “yes!”. We proceed to her bedroom, and the 1st thing she does is toss the picture of her and her boyfriend to the side, lays me down on the bed and gives me the most amazing blowjob that ive ever had…this year. LOL, so after that I reached in my pocket, slide on my magnum and I went to work. This girls ass is sooo huge, it had to be the size of 2 healthy thanksgiving turkeys, perfectly round and had a nice jiggle to hit whenever I was serving her them backshots. A good 2 hours pass by and im drained, I think I gave that girl everything that I had and she gladly took it all. She tells me to join her in the shower, and who am I to say no. Now were In the shower, we start kissing again and the water is fallin down on top of us, this shit felt like were were in a movie, LoL. Then all of a sudden….I hear “Baby im home, where u at?”….
Knock! Knock! Knock! ….”Girl open the door I know u in there!”
Awwww shit! Her boyfriend is here! WTF? “I thought u said that nigga was at work in the Keys, that’s about a good 100 miles from where were at!” So were rushing out the bathroom and this nigga is still knockin. FUCK! So much shit starts rushing thru my head and I damn sure and gonna let sum nigga try to fight me, especially while im naked. Good thing I brought my clothes into the bathroom with me, I quickly get dressed and the first place I could think of was to hide in the closet, just till my opportunity arrived for me to make my grand escape. So im in the closet , I turn my sidekick on silent, and im waiting, peeking thru the lil crack in the closet door and observing how she handles the situation. Shes acting normal kissing him and talking and askin about his day n shit, then I was thinking damn am I the only nigga that shes cheated on this dude with or was I the only nigga this week? Shortie was a pro, she lied straight to his face and he bought all that shit, she told him she stayed home to catch up on her homework and how she was thinking bout him all day. Now don’t get me wrong, I could give 2 fucks about this dude but after watching him put his tongue in her mouth, right after my dick was just in there, I kinda felt sorry for dude. But FUCK DAT, im tryin to figure out how im gonna get out of this damn closet, I start texting everybody that I know that’s in the area, no luck, either everybodys busy or theyre tied up into sum other shit, fuck it, I guess that means that im on my own. Now shortie and her boyfriend go outside in the front yard, and she starts to text me, saying that she doesn’t know what to do and that hes not leaving no time soon, so im like have that nigga take u to the mall, the corner store, gas station, sumwhere, anywhere but here, all I needed was 3 minutes to leave the area and I would have been good. But for sum reason her brain is on airhead mode and she cant think of shit, than I got a brilliant idea, I sent her a text saying..”come back in the house , sit his ass on the couch and just start giving him head so I can dip out the window while hes occupied” she replies, “I cant do that, I never suck his dick and if I do it out of nowhere hes gonna think something is up” I swear I wanted to scream at this bitch. At this point I thought I was fucked, by listening to the sound of his voice im assuming hes about 6 foot, maybe 200lbs with a mouth full of golds and sum tattoos, and that he was gonna beat the shit out of me in this closet. But im not giving up yet and my brain is still trying to work this out.
Somehow they end up back into the room and on the bed, he lays her down and then tells her hes gonna give her a massage, perfect fukkin timing, nw im never gonna get out this shit. So I sent a text to my best friend who happens to be a female, I tell her everything that’s going on and shes laffing on the other end, she says that’s what I get for messing with another mans girl, I don’t have time to be judged on my actions right now and I need an exit strategy asap! She tells me to give her shorties number and shes gonna figure sumthin out. Now im waiting, this nigga is getting his rub on, my back is cramping and it seems like everybody forgot im still in this fucking closet! Shorties phone rings and she picks up, its my best friend on the line with her and shes telling my best friend that she doesn’t know what to do, now shortie gets up and takes the call outside and her boyfriend goes after her, now this is my perfect opportunity to escape, theres a window right in front of me, I could jump out, wait on the side of the house till they comeback in the room and I could leave, ok im gonna do it, 3.…2...1.…GO! I break out the closet and rush to the window, only to notice that there are bars on the window and theyre screwed from the outside, which was ironic because I felt like I was getting screwed from the inside. FUCK! FUCK! FUCKKKK! I dip back into the closet, shortie and her man are back in the room and im back to level 1, now mind you I got to shorties house around 10, we fucked untill about 12, and ive been in the closet since 12:30pm, and its now 4:30pm, her lil sister is gonna be home from school soon and the parents are all on their way home to time is against me and I need to do something fast. I check my sidekick, and its dead, so im really on my own now. Next he says to her, “Baby, u still got the rest of the lotion in your closet right?”…my eyes light up like 4th of July and now my heart is racing, he steps closer to the closet and I clench my fist getting ready to deliver the 1st blow, im waiting, hes getting closer and shes holding her hand over her mouth, im starting to pray a lil harder every step he takes closer to me, he opens the door and I rush out, im getting ready to throw hands and I look to my amazement….this lil nigga is shorter than me and skinner than me, I couldn’t help but to let out a lil laugh as a huge sigh of relief. He starts screaming at her askin who the fuck am I and I didn’t respond, I look at her and then I look at him and I say, “im outta here”, dude tells me I aint goin nowhere and I pay him no mind, I proceed out the front door, dip thru the lil preschool across the streeet and make my way towards the metro rail. I could still hear shortie and dude arguing. I stop at the gas station and pick me up a dutch and roll my blunt as I think of the events that just took place today and all I could say was WOW, im thinking this whole time that I might have to go up against Goliath and this whole time it was just David and his lil stones. LOL.
But on a serious note, I was just amazed how shortie played everything like it was all cool, and still kissed dude right after me and her just got done with our lil affair, I wonder do all women do this? Has this ever happened to me? And how could u even live with yourself after you do something like this? Now I know some of you will say that I was in the wrong too, but like I said earlier I didn’t go over there with these intentions…but ohh well, im gonna sip on this Hennessey and red bull real slow and enjoy my blunt because today was a very unique experience of me coming out the closet. LOL
Moral of the Story…..Stay in School ;)
Next day, im in class and I notice shortie isn’t in here, I figured I was gonna be bored since she was the only person I really talked to in that class, so I decided to finally pay attention. About 15 minutes before class ends shortie sends me a text askin if I was in class, I replied “yea, I was gonna make sum time for you today but u left me hanging” she responde with “LOL, call me when u leave class”. Class ends and I make the call as im walking to my next class, she tells me to forget my next class and come over her crib, so I bang it from school and head to shorties crib. I get to the crib and she has on a wife beater and sum daisy duke shorts on. So we post up outside on her porch and were just talking about class and other shit and then shortie invites me inside, now im not trying to start no drama or have any problems with anybodys boyfriend, but shortie assures me its safe and that her parents are at work and they wont be home untill sundown and her boyfriend is down in the Keys working, since it all sounded about right, I head into the crib.
After a lil more talkin shortie hops on my lap and shes telling me how much she wishes that I was her boyfriend and how much of a good person I am and then next thing u know we both are making out on the couch . Now mind u, I didn’t go over there with the intensions to fuck but I am damn sure happy that I skipped that next class. So were on the couch and she takes her top off and shows me her beautiful breasts, she asks “you wish these were yours don’t you?” and I shook my head up and down nodding to her “yes!”. We proceed to her bedroom, and the 1st thing she does is toss the picture of her and her boyfriend to the side, lays me down on the bed and gives me the most amazing blowjob that ive ever had…this year. LOL, so after that I reached in my pocket, slide on my magnum and I went to work. This girls ass is sooo huge, it had to be the size of 2 healthy thanksgiving turkeys, perfectly round and had a nice jiggle to hit whenever I was serving her them backshots. A good 2 hours pass by and im drained, I think I gave that girl everything that I had and she gladly took it all. She tells me to join her in the shower, and who am I to say no. Now were In the shower, we start kissing again and the water is fallin down on top of us, this shit felt like were were in a movie, LoL. Then all of a sudden….I hear “Baby im home, where u at?”….
Knock! Knock! Knock! ….”Girl open the door I know u in there!”
Awwww shit! Her boyfriend is here! WTF? “I thought u said that nigga was at work in the Keys, that’s about a good 100 miles from where were at!” So were rushing out the bathroom and this nigga is still knockin. FUCK! So much shit starts rushing thru my head and I damn sure and gonna let sum nigga try to fight me, especially while im naked. Good thing I brought my clothes into the bathroom with me, I quickly get dressed and the first place I could think of was to hide in the closet, just till my opportunity arrived for me to make my grand escape. So im in the closet , I turn my sidekick on silent, and im waiting, peeking thru the lil crack in the closet door and observing how she handles the situation. Shes acting normal kissing him and talking and askin about his day n shit, then I was thinking damn am I the only nigga that shes cheated on this dude with or was I the only nigga this week? Shortie was a pro, she lied straight to his face and he bought all that shit, she told him she stayed home to catch up on her homework and how she was thinking bout him all day. Now don’t get me wrong, I could give 2 fucks about this dude but after watching him put his tongue in her mouth, right after my dick was just in there, I kinda felt sorry for dude. But FUCK DAT, im tryin to figure out how im gonna get out of this damn closet, I start texting everybody that I know that’s in the area, no luck, either everybodys busy or theyre tied up into sum other shit, fuck it, I guess that means that im on my own. Now shortie and her boyfriend go outside in the front yard, and she starts to text me, saying that she doesn’t know what to do and that hes not leaving no time soon, so im like have that nigga take u to the mall, the corner store, gas station, sumwhere, anywhere but here, all I needed was 3 minutes to leave the area and I would have been good. But for sum reason her brain is on airhead mode and she cant think of shit, than I got a brilliant idea, I sent her a text saying..”come back in the house , sit his ass on the couch and just start giving him head so I can dip out the window while hes occupied” she replies, “I cant do that, I never suck his dick and if I do it out of nowhere hes gonna think something is up” I swear I wanted to scream at this bitch. At this point I thought I was fucked, by listening to the sound of his voice im assuming hes about 6 foot, maybe 200lbs with a mouth full of golds and sum tattoos, and that he was gonna beat the shit out of me in this closet. But im not giving up yet and my brain is still trying to work this out.
Somehow they end up back into the room and on the bed, he lays her down and then tells her hes gonna give her a massage, perfect fukkin timing, nw im never gonna get out this shit. So I sent a text to my best friend who happens to be a female, I tell her everything that’s going on and shes laffing on the other end, she says that’s what I get for messing with another mans girl, I don’t have time to be judged on my actions right now and I need an exit strategy asap! She tells me to give her shorties number and shes gonna figure sumthin out. Now im waiting, this nigga is getting his rub on, my back is cramping and it seems like everybody forgot im still in this fucking closet! Shorties phone rings and she picks up, its my best friend on the line with her and shes telling my best friend that she doesn’t know what to do, now shortie gets up and takes the call outside and her boyfriend goes after her, now this is my perfect opportunity to escape, theres a window right in front of me, I could jump out, wait on the side of the house till they comeback in the room and I could leave, ok im gonna do it, 3.…2...1.…GO! I break out the closet and rush to the window, only to notice that there are bars on the window and theyre screwed from the outside, which was ironic because I felt like I was getting screwed from the inside. FUCK! FUCK! FUCKKKK! I dip back into the closet, shortie and her man are back in the room and im back to level 1, now mind you I got to shorties house around 10, we fucked untill about 12, and ive been in the closet since 12:30pm, and its now 4:30pm, her lil sister is gonna be home from school soon and the parents are all on their way home to time is against me and I need to do something fast. I check my sidekick, and its dead, so im really on my own now. Next he says to her, “Baby, u still got the rest of the lotion in your closet right?”…my eyes light up like 4th of July and now my heart is racing, he steps closer to the closet and I clench my fist getting ready to deliver the 1st blow, im waiting, hes getting closer and shes holding her hand over her mouth, im starting to pray a lil harder every step he takes closer to me, he opens the door and I rush out, im getting ready to throw hands and I look to my amazement….this lil nigga is shorter than me and skinner than me, I couldn’t help but to let out a lil laugh as a huge sigh of relief. He starts screaming at her askin who the fuck am I and I didn’t respond, I look at her and then I look at him and I say, “im outta here”, dude tells me I aint goin nowhere and I pay him no mind, I proceed out the front door, dip thru the lil preschool across the streeet and make my way towards the metro rail. I could still hear shortie and dude arguing. I stop at the gas station and pick me up a dutch and roll my blunt as I think of the events that just took place today and all I could say was WOW, im thinking this whole time that I might have to go up against Goliath and this whole time it was just David and his lil stones. LOL.
But on a serious note, I was just amazed how shortie played everything like it was all cool, and still kissed dude right after me and her just got done with our lil affair, I wonder do all women do this? Has this ever happened to me? And how could u even live with yourself after you do something like this? Now I know some of you will say that I was in the wrong too, but like I said earlier I didn’t go over there with these intentions…but ohh well, im gonna sip on this Hennessey and red bull real slow and enjoy my blunt because today was a very unique experience of me coming out the closet. LOL
Moral of the Story…..Stay in School ;)
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Myspace
Im sure all of u have heard of it and by now even your dog has a myspace page. I give mad props to Tom because he created a life changing site when he made myspace. Can u imagine what the world would be like if there was no myspace? What would you even be doing if u had no myspace? Myspace comes in handy for keeping up with old friends and as well for making sum new ones.
So im at home chilln watching Game 1 of the western conference finals between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Lakers (GO NUGGETS!!!) and on myspace at the same time and i get a message from this chick i met not too long ago, she asks what im up to and i tell her im watching the game, she says thats boring and i reply " if u can come up with sumthing better then let me know" she replies 'Im on my way". about 30 minutes later i get a text from her saying shes outside. Damn i didnt think she was serious.
Were outside talkin and it just got done raining so she had on a lil sweater with sum boy shorts on. i cant help to notice how big this girls ass is. I mean its huge and i feel like myspace finally came thru for me on this one. Shes a red bone jamaican, brown eyes, thick as fuck with sum B cups and a ba-donk-a-donk, with a decent amount of weave in her hair, but she kept it maintained. After a lil convo i start kissin on her neck n squeezing on her booty, this is turning her on and the spots that im kissing on her neck seems to be doing the trick as well. We head to my room she reaches into her purse and pulls out sum hersheys chocolate syrup. I ask her what she plans on doin with that and she says shes gonna lick it off me. NICE. a big ass smile appears on my face as she pours the syrup on my dick and gets to sucking. At one point my dick was drenched with syrup and she licked and sucked it all off, no hands and no towels needed. Right before i felt like i was about to cum i stopped her, slid on my magnum and went to work. From the moment i put my shit in her she was lovin every moment. i was using them long strokes so she can feel my shit. I put both legs up on my shoulders and im tearing her insides up, a lil after i throw her legs up and shes telling me shes about to cum, i still keep stroking, i flip that thick body of hers over and now i got her ass into the air and her face down in my pillow. Just the way i like it. Im pulling on her hair and im beatin the pussy up, oh yea shes loving this, "im cumming again daddy" she screams, and her juices just starts leakin out the pussy, after a few more wall pounding strokes, i put her back on her back and bust all over her titties. She packs up and tells me to enjoy the rest of my boring game, i look back at the tv and my Nuggets just lost 105-103. FUCK! I guess the same rule applies to fans and the players "NO SEX BEFORE/DURING GAMES"
Hmmmmmm, so if there was no myspace then i wouldnt have been interrupted by "In-Game Pussy" and maybe Denver would have won? Whatchu think?
Check out shorty's ass and tell me whatchu think ;)
So im at home chilln watching Game 1 of the western conference finals between the Denver Nuggets and the Los Angeles Lakers (GO NUGGETS!!!) and on myspace at the same time and i get a message from this chick i met not too long ago, she asks what im up to and i tell her im watching the game, she says thats boring and i reply " if u can come up with sumthing better then let me know" she replies 'Im on my way". about 30 minutes later i get a text from her saying shes outside. Damn i didnt think she was serious.
Were outside talkin and it just got done raining so she had on a lil sweater with sum boy shorts on. i cant help to notice how big this girls ass is. I mean its huge and i feel like myspace finally came thru for me on this one. Shes a red bone jamaican, brown eyes, thick as fuck with sum B cups and a ba-donk-a-donk, with a decent amount of weave in her hair, but she kept it maintained. After a lil convo i start kissin on her neck n squeezing on her booty, this is turning her on and the spots that im kissing on her neck seems to be doing the trick as well. We head to my room she reaches into her purse and pulls out sum hersheys chocolate syrup. I ask her what she plans on doin with that and she says shes gonna lick it off me. NICE. a big ass smile appears on my face as she pours the syrup on my dick and gets to sucking. At one point my dick was drenched with syrup and she licked and sucked it all off, no hands and no towels needed. Right before i felt like i was about to cum i stopped her, slid on my magnum and went to work. From the moment i put my shit in her she was lovin every moment. i was using them long strokes so she can feel my shit. I put both legs up on my shoulders and im tearing her insides up, a lil after i throw her legs up and shes telling me shes about to cum, i still keep stroking, i flip that thick body of hers over and now i got her ass into the air and her face down in my pillow. Just the way i like it. Im pulling on her hair and im beatin the pussy up, oh yea shes loving this, "im cumming again daddy" she screams, and her juices just starts leakin out the pussy, after a few more wall pounding strokes, i put her back on her back and bust all over her titties. She packs up and tells me to enjoy the rest of my boring game, i look back at the tv and my Nuggets just lost 105-103. FUCK! I guess the same rule applies to fans and the players "NO SEX BEFORE/DURING GAMES"
Hmmmmmm, so if there was no myspace then i wouldnt have been interrupted by "In-Game Pussy" and maybe Denver would have won? Whatchu think?
Check out shorty's ass and tell me whatchu think ;)
Gotta Love Them IRT GiRLz...
Lemmie tell you bout a lil place called IRT(Interactive Response Technologies). This place was a blessing in disguise. A Tmobile call center in Miramar, FL, There were so many women, and many different types of women, there was a somebody for somebody, guaranteed pussy. As my boy Trunks would say it, IRT was simply a "Ho-asis" filled with opportunity and gold diggers. Like most call centers there was the usual routine : Classroom Training, Graduation from training and then moving on to the position that u were hired for.
Classroom training was cool, thats where u form a bond with ur new fellow co-workers and evryone else can get to know the type of person that u are. You get to sit back and peep the environment and also get a good look at the working environment that your about to get used to. This is an early advantage because nobody knows you and your basically labeled as the "new guy" that just started. PERFECT. Nobody knows your name and more importantly, they dont know who you fucked yet so right now your chances at nailing some really good chicks are in you favor.Now a few weeks into training and u start to get cool with a few of the people in your training class and also a few of the regular employees also. But after a while i started getting approached from many different girls like crazy. Now dont get me wrong im not the best looking dude in the world, but i damn sure aint ugly. But in the midst of being one of the most talked about "new guys" i also was attracting sum negative attention, also known as haters. Im a simple dude with standards and i dont talk to any girl with a phat ass, i dont do hoodrats and most importantly i hate gold diggers with an undying passion. Come to find out a few of my old jumpoffs worked here, which should have been no surprise. The funny thing about it is that i noticed the jumpoffs tried to fuck up some of my opportunities with sum new potential jumpoffs. After i dismissed the accused alligations from my haters, i had everything under control and in my favor.
Now that Memorial Day Weekend is coming up and every girl is gettin their new weave in and discussing what hotel theyre goin to be at im beginning to notice that this whole damn building of shones is gonna be on South Beach. As im doing my normal work routine a fellow supervisor walked by and dropped a note at my desk and walk away. I opened the letter and my eyes jumped out of my eyes a little and i crack a lil smile on my face and go back to work. During my break i head to the break room n open the note once again just to make sure i was reading the right words, the note said.." i wanna swallow you...call me " Nice, i smile, log in the number into my sidekick and i begin to send a few text messages, after a lil small talk and a few exchange of pictures, she asks if we can chill tomorrow before work, since we worked the same schedule in the evening, she came over in the morning.
The next morning comes and were kickin it in her Mercedes outside my crib. I just got done eatin a big breakfast and i started off the morning with the usual blunt after my steak and eggs. To no surprise i come to find out that she smokes too. Now as shes smokin n im analyzing her body from head to toe. she wasnt all that in the face, but she was fuckable. Big ass tites and a decent ass, and a pound of weave on her head. Shes talkin bout how she cant find a good man and blah blah blah, so i switched subjects cuz im high as fuck and i dont wanna hear about that and im ready to get this on and poppin. Sum how the conversation switches to sex and we start talking about her favorite positions. For sum reason she then starts rubbin on her nipples and showing me how flexible she was, now for a tall 6 foot chick to be able to put her legs behind her head i was amazed. We proceed inside and head to my room, no questions asked she already knows what time it is. She undressses, sits in front of me on my bed and takes my dick out, as soon as she whips it out she gives a lil gasp and her face lights up (i love when girls do that) she begings suckin on it and i must admit that shortie had a real mean dome game. She filled her mouth with my dick sucking on it nice and slow, im enjoying the view of watching her and loving it even more when shes smacking my dick against her cheeks. Shes doing donut circles on the head and its making me feel real good at this point. I grab a magnum and slide it on, as soon as i slide into her she begins to wince a little and says "im realy tight, its been a while since i had sex"..in my head im like.."yea whatever " and begin with sum soft gentle strokes, now shes liking this cuz now she can feel my true size inside her, i then pick up the speed a lil and i start digging into them guts. I turn her to her side and and im just hammering the pussy, i make her play with her clit while im stroking it cuz that shit is fucking sexy and most girls love it too. Next, i flip her over and were doing it doggy style, as im pounding it from the back and watching her booty jiggle my dick is getting even harder, "more daddy...gimmie all that dick" she says, well shes saying the magic words and im serving her all the dick she needs. A lil more postitions and then we end up back to the missionary position, now shes telling me that im in her stomach, GOOD, now im trying to get into her throat. I tell her that shes gonna swallow my shit and she agrees, I pull off the condom and let my shit off all over her face, shortie is loving that shit and she sucks me off summore and swallows me dry. She wipes herself off and she tells me she cant wait to see me at work. I laugh and im like yea me too, at this point ill say whatever to keep the convo short and get this bitch out my house. We say our goodbye"s and shes on her way. Not even 10 minutes since shes been gone and shes sendin me messages saying how good i was and she cant wait to make me all hers. HOLD UP! Im not trying to be nobodys nothing, so in a polite way i let her know that im not looking for any relationship or a title and we can just be friends. Truth be told all she was in my eyes was just another jumpoff....
After our lil session i didnt really see myself persuing this chick anymore because i felt like i could do better. Dont get me wrong the pussy was good, but shortie just talked too damn much and it was too much for my ears. So to you fellaz curious looking for a good place to work and make a lil pocket change and get sum easy pussy, then look no further because IRT is exactly whatchu lookin for. From ex strippers to Dopegilrs theres bound to be somebody in there for you ;)
Oh and for those of yall that are curious to know who's the supervisor that i smashed, enjoy the pic she sent me...
Classroom training was cool, thats where u form a bond with ur new fellow co-workers and evryone else can get to know the type of person that u are. You get to sit back and peep the environment and also get a good look at the working environment that your about to get used to. This is an early advantage because nobody knows you and your basically labeled as the "new guy" that just started. PERFECT. Nobody knows your name and more importantly, they dont know who you fucked yet so right now your chances at nailing some really good chicks are in you favor.Now a few weeks into training and u start to get cool with a few of the people in your training class and also a few of the regular employees also. But after a while i started getting approached from many different girls like crazy. Now dont get me wrong im not the best looking dude in the world, but i damn sure aint ugly. But in the midst of being one of the most talked about "new guys" i also was attracting sum negative attention, also known as haters. Im a simple dude with standards and i dont talk to any girl with a phat ass, i dont do hoodrats and most importantly i hate gold diggers with an undying passion. Come to find out a few of my old jumpoffs worked here, which should have been no surprise. The funny thing about it is that i noticed the jumpoffs tried to fuck up some of my opportunities with sum new potential jumpoffs. After i dismissed the accused alligations from my haters, i had everything under control and in my favor.
Now that Memorial Day Weekend is coming up and every girl is gettin their new weave in and discussing what hotel theyre goin to be at im beginning to notice that this whole damn building of shones is gonna be on South Beach. As im doing my normal work routine a fellow supervisor walked by and dropped a note at my desk and walk away. I opened the letter and my eyes jumped out of my eyes a little and i crack a lil smile on my face and go back to work. During my break i head to the break room n open the note once again just to make sure i was reading the right words, the note said.." i wanna swallow you...call me " Nice, i smile, log in the number into my sidekick and i begin to send a few text messages, after a lil small talk and a few exchange of pictures, she asks if we can chill tomorrow before work, since we worked the same schedule in the evening, she came over in the morning.
The next morning comes and were kickin it in her Mercedes outside my crib. I just got done eatin a big breakfast and i started off the morning with the usual blunt after my steak and eggs. To no surprise i come to find out that she smokes too. Now as shes smokin n im analyzing her body from head to toe. she wasnt all that in the face, but she was fuckable. Big ass tites and a decent ass, and a pound of weave on her head. Shes talkin bout how she cant find a good man and blah blah blah, so i switched subjects cuz im high as fuck and i dont wanna hear about that and im ready to get this on and poppin. Sum how the conversation switches to sex and we start talking about her favorite positions. For sum reason she then starts rubbin on her nipples and showing me how flexible she was, now for a tall 6 foot chick to be able to put her legs behind her head i was amazed. We proceed inside and head to my room, no questions asked she already knows what time it is. She undressses, sits in front of me on my bed and takes my dick out, as soon as she whips it out she gives a lil gasp and her face lights up (i love when girls do that) she begings suckin on it and i must admit that shortie had a real mean dome game. She filled her mouth with my dick sucking on it nice and slow, im enjoying the view of watching her and loving it even more when shes smacking my dick against her cheeks. Shes doing donut circles on the head and its making me feel real good at this point. I grab a magnum and slide it on, as soon as i slide into her she begins to wince a little and says "im realy tight, its been a while since i had sex"..in my head im like.."yea whatever " and begin with sum soft gentle strokes, now shes liking this cuz now she can feel my true size inside her, i then pick up the speed a lil and i start digging into them guts. I turn her to her side and and im just hammering the pussy, i make her play with her clit while im stroking it cuz that shit is fucking sexy and most girls love it too. Next, i flip her over and were doing it doggy style, as im pounding it from the back and watching her booty jiggle my dick is getting even harder, "more daddy...gimmie all that dick" she says, well shes saying the magic words and im serving her all the dick she needs. A lil more postitions and then we end up back to the missionary position, now shes telling me that im in her stomach, GOOD, now im trying to get into her throat. I tell her that shes gonna swallow my shit and she agrees, I pull off the condom and let my shit off all over her face, shortie is loving that shit and she sucks me off summore and swallows me dry. She wipes herself off and she tells me she cant wait to see me at work. I laugh and im like yea me too, at this point ill say whatever to keep the convo short and get this bitch out my house. We say our goodbye"s and shes on her way. Not even 10 minutes since shes been gone and shes sendin me messages saying how good i was and she cant wait to make me all hers. HOLD UP! Im not trying to be nobodys nothing, so in a polite way i let her know that im not looking for any relationship or a title and we can just be friends. Truth be told all she was in my eyes was just another jumpoff....
After our lil session i didnt really see myself persuing this chick anymore because i felt like i could do better. Dont get me wrong the pussy was good, but shortie just talked too damn much and it was too much for my ears. So to you fellaz curious looking for a good place to work and make a lil pocket change and get sum easy pussy, then look no further because IRT is exactly whatchu lookin for. From ex strippers to Dopegilrs theres bound to be somebody in there for you ;)
Oh and for those of yall that are curious to know who's the supervisor that i smashed, enjoy the pic she sent me...
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