Coming out the Closet....

So theres this cool chick in my class that im diggin, shortie is sexy as hell, red-bone, thick in all the right places, short, long hair, pretty eyes and she meets all of my requirements. Earlier in the semester we exchanged numbers just to update each other on the work in class in case 1 of us missed the previous class. Now the other day me and my boys are kickin it playin NBA Live 09 and out of the blue shortie hits me up, so were on the phone talking and shes crying on the other end because her and her boyfriend got into an argument and shes saying how much of an asshole he is. So I put on my Good Guy Attitude and telling her to cheer up and just basically comforting her, now that I got her in good spirits I manage to get her to start smiling and even cracking a few jokes. After a lil while of talking we hang up and I go back to playing the game with the boys, all of a sudden I get a text from her saying “Make sum time for me 2morrow”, I smiled and thought nothing of it.

Next day, im in class and I notice shortie isn’t in here, I figured I was gonna be bored since she was the only person I really talked to in that class, so I decided to finally pay attention. About 15 minutes before class ends shortie sends me a text askin if I was in class, I replied “yea, I was gonna make sum time for you today but u left me hanging” she responde with “LOL, call me when u leave class”. Class ends and I make the call as im walking to my next class, she tells me to forget my next class and come over her crib, so I bang it from school and head to shorties crib. I get to the crib and she has on a wife beater and sum daisy duke shorts on. So we post up outside on her porch and were just talking about class and other shit and then shortie invites me inside, now im not trying to start no drama or have any problems with anybodys boyfriend, but shortie assures me its safe and that her parents are at work and they wont be home untill sundown and her boyfriend is down in the Keys working, since it all sounded about right, I head into the crib.

After a lil more talkin shortie hops on my lap and shes telling me how much she wishes that I was her boyfriend and how much of a good person I am and then next thing u know we both are making out on the couch . Now mind u, I didn’t go over there with the intensions to fuck but I am damn sure happy that I skipped that next class. So were on the couch and she takes her top off and shows me her beautiful breasts, she asks “you wish these were yours don’t you?” and I shook my head up and down nodding to her “yes!”. We proceed to her bedroom, and the 1st thing she does is toss the picture of her and her boyfriend to the side, lays me down on the bed and gives me the most amazing blowjob that ive ever had…this year. LOL, so after that I reached in my pocket, slide on my magnum and I went to work. This girls ass is sooo huge, it had to be the size of 2 healthy thanksgiving turkeys, perfectly round and had a nice jiggle to hit whenever I was serving her them backshots. A good 2 hours pass by and im drained, I think I gave that girl everything that I had and she gladly took it all. She tells me to join her in the shower, and who am I to say no. Now were In the shower, we start kissing again and the water is fallin down on top of us, this shit felt like were were in a movie, LoL. Then all of a sudden….I hear “Baby im home, where u at?”….

Knock! Knock! Knock! ….”Girl open the door I know u in there!”

Awwww shit! Her boyfriend is here! WTF? “I thought u said that nigga was at work in the Keys, that’s about a good 100 miles from where were at!” So were rushing out the bathroom and this nigga is still knockin. FUCK! So much shit starts rushing thru my head and I damn sure and gonna let sum nigga try to fight me, especially while im naked. Good thing I brought my clothes into the bathroom with me, I quickly get dressed and the first place I could think of was to hide in the closet, just till my opportunity arrived for me to make my grand escape. So im in the closet , I turn my sidekick on silent, and im waiting, peeking thru the lil crack in the closet door and observing how she handles the situation. Shes acting normal kissing him and talking and askin about his day n shit, then I was thinking damn am I the only nigga that shes cheated on this dude with or was I the only nigga this week? Shortie was a pro, she lied straight to his face and he bought all that shit, she told him she stayed home to catch up on her homework and how she was thinking bout him all day. Now don’t get me wrong, I could give 2 fucks about this dude but after watching him put his tongue in her mouth, right after my dick was just in there, I kinda felt sorry for dude. But FUCK DAT, im tryin to figure out how im gonna get out of this damn closet, I start texting everybody that I know that’s in the area, no luck, either everybodys busy or theyre tied up into sum other shit, fuck it, I guess that means that im on my own. Now shortie and her boyfriend go outside in the front yard, and she starts to text me, saying that she doesn’t know what to do and that hes not leaving no time soon, so im like have that nigga take u to the mall, the corner store, gas station, sumwhere, anywhere but here, all I needed was 3 minutes to leave the area and I would have been good. But for sum reason her brain is on airhead mode and she cant think of shit, than I got a brilliant idea, I sent her a text saying..”come back in the house , sit his ass on the couch and just start giving him head so I can dip out the window while hes occupied” she replies, “I cant do that, I never suck his dick and if I do it out of nowhere hes gonna think something is up” I swear I wanted to scream at this bitch. At this point I thought I was fucked, by listening to the sound of his voice im assuming hes about 6 foot, maybe 200lbs with a mouth full of golds and sum tattoos, and that he was gonna beat the shit out of me in this closet. But im not giving up yet and my brain is still trying to work this out.

Somehow they end up back into the room and on the bed, he lays her down and then tells her hes gonna give her a massage, perfect fukkin timing, nw im never gonna get out this shit. So I sent a text to my best friend who happens to be a female, I tell her everything that’s going on and shes laffing on the other end, she says that’s what I get for messing with another mans girl, I don’t have time to be judged on my actions right now and I need an exit strategy asap! She tells me to give her shorties number and shes gonna figure sumthin out. Now im waiting, this nigga is getting his rub on, my back is cramping and it seems like everybody forgot im still in this fucking closet! Shorties phone rings and she picks up, its my best friend on the line with her and shes telling my best friend that she doesn’t know what to do, now shortie gets up and takes the call outside and her boyfriend goes after her, now this is my perfect opportunity to escape, theres a window right in front of me, I could jump out, wait on the side of the house till they comeback in the room and I could leave, ok im gonna do it, 3.…2...1.…GO! I break out the closet and rush to the window, only to notice that there are bars on the window and theyre screwed from the outside, which was ironic because I felt like I was getting screwed from the inside. FUCK! FUCK! FUCKKKK! I dip back into the closet, shortie and her man are back in the room and im back to level 1, now mind you I got to shorties house around 10, we fucked untill about 12, and ive been in the closet since 12:30pm, and its now 4:30pm, her lil sister is gonna be home from school soon and the parents are all on their way home to time is against me and I need to do something fast. I check my sidekick, and its dead, so im really on my own now. Next he says to her, “Baby, u still got the rest of the lotion in your closet right?”…my eyes light up like 4th of July and now my heart is racing, he steps closer to the closet and I clench my fist getting ready to deliver the 1st blow, im waiting, hes getting closer and shes holding her hand over her mouth, im starting to pray a lil harder every step he takes closer to me, he opens the door and I rush out, im getting ready to throw hands and I look to my amazement….this lil nigga is shorter than me and skinner than me, I couldn’t help but to let out a lil laugh as a huge sigh of relief. He starts screaming at her askin who the fuck am I and I didn’t respond, I look at her and then I look at him and I say, “im outta here”, dude tells me I aint goin nowhere and I pay him no mind, I proceed out the front door, dip thru the lil preschool across the streeet and make my way towards the metro rail. I could still hear shortie and dude arguing. I stop at the gas station and pick me up a dutch and roll my blunt as I think of the events that just took place today and all I could say was WOW, im thinking this whole time that I might have to go up against Goliath and this whole time it was just David and his lil stones. LOL.

But on a serious note, I was just amazed how shortie played everything like it was all cool, and still kissed dude right after me and her just got done with our lil affair, I wonder do all women do this? Has this ever happened to me? And how could u even live with yourself after you do something like this? Now I know some of you will say that I was in the wrong too, but like I said earlier I didn’t go over there with these intentions…but ohh well, im gonna sip on this Hennessey and red bull real slow and enjoy my blunt because today was a very unique experience of me coming out the closet. LOL


Moral of the Story…..Stay in School ;)