i wish you away....forever

A few weeks ago I met a young lady at Club Prive, I was with they fellaz kickin it in the VIP section and getting my chill on, my boy got approached by her homegirl and then she stepped to me(caramel skinned, 5‘5, thick in all da rite places and had ass for days). So we kick it for a bit, sip on a few drinks n had a lil convo and since the convo went well we then ended up exchanging numbers. Later on in the week we linked up and she wanted to chill, so we went to the movies and this is where her true side began to come out. Once we got to the movies, I saw my home girl from skool and I havent seen her in a whille so I gave her a hug and said wassup, but the chick I was with aint like dat shit one bit, she made that loud ass noise when u clear your throat on purpose to get somebody attention , I laughed and asked “was that necessary?” she replied “duhh, I don’t want my man all over these groupies”..HOLD DA FUCK UP….what did u say? Your man? We just met, I don’t even know ur last name, and that’s when it clicked in my head : Time to Abort Mission. LoL
She began showing all the symptons of being a psycho, after I stopped callin her, out of nowhere she began offering me the pussy, just basically throwin it in my face, now what ive learned is that any woman who throws the pussy to you like that is bad news, it never feels rite when its too easy to get , id rather chase after it (its just more fun that way, LoL). Then another thing that creeped me out was that this girl left me 17 consecutive myspace comments on my page…17!!!! Thank God I have to approve my comments, cuz that was just too much, she kept calling ang texting but by then I had already added her to the do not call list, but I knew it was her.
Now I gotta give this chick props cuz she wasn’t takin no for an answer, we both went to miami dade and we frequently crossed paths so I was very careful in planning what routes to take when I went from 1 class to the next, every time I moved around that campus my eyes were on high alert, and there was no way in hell she could get within 50 feet of me without my spidey-sense goin off. After a good 2 weeks of careful evasions I can finally relax because the semester is over…boy I couldn’t be more wrong.
So im in Dolphin Mall pickin up sum new clothes, and im inside the Polo store and guess who walks in…yep…its HER and her home girl…so I thought nothing of it and continued shopping, but out of the corner of my eyes I was checkin her to see if she noticed me, oh yea she knew, but she kept her distance, but not for long. I step to the register to pay for my stuff and she just appeared out of thin air, one of the most scariest things that ever happened to me, and shes like “damn boo, where u been at? Why u hidin from me?” so I reply “ I wasn’t hiding, since finals was coming up I was just more focused on the books and passing my classes” at this point im willing to say anything just so I can get the fuck outta there. So she gives me her number and she tells me to call her, mind u, I already had the number, I just stored it under “do not call” but this chick was smart, she called me while I was in front of her, I guess she wanted to make sure that my number was still da same, so I told her I got it and ima call her a lil later.
That night me and the fellaz hit up Café Iguanas and if you ever been there then you know that theres only 1 way in and 1 way out. We get in find a lil spot to kick it at with our bottles and we started to enjoy the night, then all of a sudden the home girl shows up and shes kickin it with my homeboy…now my spidey-sense is goin crazy and I know the psycho stalker has to be near by, so I asked her friend “u here by yourself” she replied “nah, my girl here with me too, shes at the bar getting sumthin to drink”…awwww fuck! My mind began racing to figure out a quick exit strategy, ok I got it! I dipped into the bathroom and I sent my boy a text telling him to make sure that when the stalker comes to make sure a back is turned to the bathroom entrance, within a few minutes he sent me a tex back telling me shes got her back turned (it felt like I was on the football field and he was coaching the whole play.LOL) I slid out the bathroom, zoomed by the table and left the club. Now on my way home im pissed, I wasn’t even in the club for an hour and I spent a lil over $150 and I couldn’t even enjoy myself all cuz of the fact that this chick wont leave me alone, aint this a bitch! And to make matters even worse as im goin home she sends me a text “hey boo where u at?” SMFH.
Eventually I got my boy to make up a story that I got locked up and im doin a few years and she fell for it, silly rabbit, LoL. But im glad sure that I didn’t give her the dick, cuz she would’ve damn sure been a fatal attraction.


Fellaz have u ever had to duck from a chick who kept stalkng you?
Ladies, have any of you stalked a dude before? And tried to make sumthin out of nuffin?